Dear Hottie McGymerson, Hi. It’s me. *Drool* *Swoon* *Falls off treadmill* XOXO Tearsy Sweaterson It’s his ass. I mean. His buns. Like. They’re so. Nice. And I’m not even really into bums. But as he runs on the treadmill directly in front of me. Every day. I can’t help but take a look. [...]
